**Subject* Tech Product (Apple Vision Pro)
**Tone* Critical/Humorous
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Apple's Vision Pro is redefining "spatial computing"—or at least, redefining what $3,500 buys you in incredibly sleek, high-tech ski goggles. ⛷️
The display quality is phenomenal, but the battery life is short and the social awkwardness is long. Is true innovation always this isolating, or is this just a brilliant flexing of Apple's legendary pricing power on an advanced beta product?
If you had to wear it in public, what's the first mundane task you'd use your Vision Pro for (like grocery shopping or walking the dog)?
#visionpro #spatialcomputing #techcritique