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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Getafe president Ángel Torres: “No one from Atlético Madrid has asked me about Mason Greenwood. The only one who asked me about the player was Barça president Laporta”.

⛔️ Barcelona have already ruled out the deal, Greenwood is not a target.

Aswr 😢

“Since the Nigerian Prison Service was renamed to Nigerian Correctional Service, there have been more jailbreaks.” — Senate President, Godswill Akpabio.

Lol 😂

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📉 Man United have conceded 𝟖𝟏 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬, the highest total in club’s history since 1976-77 🔴🤯

For the first time in history, Manchester United have lost 13 games in a single Premier League season.

Due to a technical fault on his aircraft, VP Shettima won't be traveling to the US again to represent President Tinubu at the 2024 US-Africa Business Summit in Dallas.

Nice kudoos to crystal Palace 🌟